Your special someone could be here.

Are you the biggest fan of Games Workshop there is? Are you a Goober? Do you play all of the games and own all the books? Is your woman hot? If so then we have something for you.

You can earn the honour and distinction of having your woman be with a Games Workshop sanctioned staff member. Send us a picture and have the pictured person fill out this application, your girl friend/ wife/ room mate/ sister/ next door neighbour could have an " intimate" evening with a Games Workshop staff member and get a signed certificate, ABSOLUTELY FREE.

For just $5.00 more you can get two 5X7 pictures of all the hot action.

For the $7.50 package we will include residue and evidence of the event.

For $15.00 you get all the above and a Video.

Say hello to Jenn. She is our biggest winner and has been on the most "intimate" evenings with Staff that we can remember. She has more than a few signed certificates. If your girl friend/ wife/ room mate/ sister/ next door neighbour is good enough maybe she can beat Jenn's record. Better yet if you can't beat them join them (we will have to ask Jenn about that one.). She may be up for a double date.

Did we mention that we give good group rates? If you send in more than one entry at one time we will give you a special group rate. What the hell... lets make it 95% off.

Don’t delay! Join the ranks of satisfied Hobbyists that can brag that they have had their girlfriend/ wife/ room mate/ sister/ next door neighbour Games Workshop customer serviced. Remember, our motto at Games Workshop is "The customer comes first". In the grim darkness of the far future there is only Games Workshop staff offspring.
Application Of Approval

General Information

Name:
Phone Number:
Address:
City:
Province:
Postal Code:

 

Personal Information

Age:
Date of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
Eye Colour:
Hair Colour:

Measurements:

The Important Information

Check the hobbies in which you partake:
Gymnastics__ Cheerleading__ Yoga__ Gaming__ Photography__ Filmmaking__ Hygiene__ Sword-Swallowing__

Check one in each secton:
Are you religious? Yes__ No__
Ever been a Missionary? Yes__ No__
Are you interested in a Missionary position? Yes__ No__

What is your favourite adult film?________________

If you were to worship one of the Chaos gods, which one would it be?
Check one: Nurgle __ Slaanesh__ Khorne__ Tzeentch__

Do you have any allergies we should know about? check one:
Nuts__ Penicillin__ Latex__ Other__:__________

Do you have any medical conditions we should know about? Check one:
Weak heart__ Asthma__ “Social” diseases__ Other__:____________

Check one in each section.
Are you a: Non-drinker__ Light/Social drinker__ Heavy drinker__ Total Lush__
Are you a: Non-smoker__ Light Smoker__ Heavy Smoker__ Chimney__
Do you enjoy participating in “group battles”? Yes__ No__
Do you enjoy battling alone while someone watches? Yes__ No__
Do you enjoy roleplaying? Yes__ No__ With special outfits? Yes__ No__

Do you have any other special talents or abilities that you would like to share with us?
(use a separate sheet of paper to explicitly describe your talent)

Fine Print: If you have any questions regarding this questionnaire, you can contact the customer servicing department at 1-800-GW-Lover. Remember that a picture is required for us to process your application. The customer servicing department will not be held responsible if your girlfriend/ wife/ room mate/ sister/ next door neighbour makes additional appointments of her own, and stops hanging out with you.